<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010373.html">With Age Comes Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 52611 -->Old lady looking at <i>Underworld</i>: Man, that Kate Beckinsale is really hot. I would so do her.<br/><br/>--Public Library<br/><br/>Overheard by: Robyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 55173 -->Old lady: No, man, I ain't doin' no E! I ain't done no E in years!<br/><br/>--86th &amp; Lex<br/><br/><!-- ID = 56624 -->Old lady with cane grumbling to self about jaywalker: Did you see that? He almost got hit by that cab. Too bad -- he deserved to die!<br/><br/>--Outside Sarge's, 36th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Goofa Sutra Yogini<br/><br/><!-- ID = 56929 -->Old man: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Pie.<br/><br/>--Brighton Beach<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57901 -->Old black lady on pay phone: 'Do me up the butt'? No, no, honey. That is not the proper way to address a girl.<br/><br/>--96th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: davees<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57918 -->Old man: What we need in America is more nappy-headed black women on television. That's what we need to fight for.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Holly Kaye<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 30, 2007