<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010374.html">Wednesday One-Liners Have a <a Href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/003112.html">Master's in Evacuation</a></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 48934 -->Lady: Okay, it's been 80 minutes. That means one of us has to go pee.<br/><br/>--The Factory, Christopher St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49344 -->Man: Shit! Why isn't this moving faster? I need to take a piss. Of course I can't just take a piss right here, 'cause I need to be all proper and shit.<br/><br/>--1 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 52654 -->Cute 20-ish foreign guy to lady friend: ... And then I got peed on. I got peed on -- on my face! I wanna get peed on again.<br/><br/>--Bleecker, between MacDougal &amp; 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: WTF Mate<br/><br/><!-- ID = 55838 -->Girl: Have you ever had to pee so bad that you get, like, high?<br/><br/>--9th &amp; 7th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 55888 -->Loud chick on cell: I know, girl. That's what I told her -- he stays peeing on her and giving her mad STDs.<br/><br/>--B46 bus, Eastern Pkwy, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 56673 -->Hardhat: I gotta go pee. Somebody kick me in the balls!<br/><br/>--Chambers St station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Cat<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57954 -->Chick in stall: This is our first pee in New York City!<br/><br/>--Restroom, Virgin Megastore<br/><br/>Overheard by: it was mine too.<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 30, 2007