<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010375.html">Wednesday One-Liners in Cat Eye Glasses</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 42386 -->Hipster girl to hipster guy: ... And it's like, he cums on me and it's like it doesn't even mean anything!<br/><br/>--L train platform, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ht-hrw<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44821 -->Hipster: You know, 'bedbugs' is just a classy name for crabs.<br/><br/>--7th &amp; Ave A<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44984 -->Hipster: I better not be a virgin by the time I get home.<br/><br/>--14th St &amp; Union Square South<br/><br/>Overheard by: Almost Tourist<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50125 -->Hipster girl: So, I took ecstasy yesterday, and I was playing a lot of flute.<br/><br/>--Outside The Slaughtered Lamb<br/><br/>Overheard by: bonzo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 51293 -->Hipster girl to friends: My mother thought I was a virgin until I told her that I'd had an abortion.<br/><br/>--120th &amp; Amsterdam<br/><br/><!-- ID = 51456 -->Hipster: Well, I can't help it if their tits shrivel up into tiny raisins!<br/><br/>--Montrose stop<br/><br/>Overheard by: big baby<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57944 -->Hipster chick: So, all my guy friends are really into her! There's just something about her that really turns guys on, and it's not just because she's blind.<br/><br/>--Columbus Circle<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 30, 2007