<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010376.html">Yo, It's Wednesday One-Liners, You Know What I'm Sayin'?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 37094 -->Beefy Italian guy on cell: He's got an equal opportunity to go fuck himself!<br/><br/>--3rd St &amp; Ave A<br/><br/>Overheard by: Liz A.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38168 -->Italian chick: My brother got so many velours -- he got more velours than the stores!<br/><br/>--Staten Island Ferry<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44671 -->Cranky Italian: No, no, no! That's my problem with this city! They never give you a full glass of wine!<br/><br/>--Midtown<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48559 -->Italian guy to four friends: No. Fuck you, motherfucker! I used it in a sentence -- you define it!<br/><br/>--Spring &amp; Mott<br/><br/>Overheard by: Douglas A. Cheesman II<br/><br/><!-- ID = 53238 -->Italian hardhat: Yo, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I found a girl with a little class, a little self-respect, that she's not banging me two days after she knows me. I'm sorry if that upsets you.<br/><br/>--75th &amp; Madison<br/><br/>Overheard by: Anne<br/><br/><!-- ID = 50845 -->Italian mobster, after turning down wrong aisle: Oh, sugar!<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, Fulton St<br/><br/>Overheard by: tj<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 30, 2007