<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010377.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Always True to You in Their Fashion</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 50628 -->Girl on cell: Well, how would Mom know what to do? Back in the old days a woman who slept with your husband never baked you a pie!<br/><br/>--5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: at a loss<br/><br/><!-- ID = 54984 -->Guy: Man, I've been married two days and I want to cheat!<br/><br/>--W 4th St station<br/><br/>Overheard by: noseinabook<br/><br/><!-- ID = 55554 -->Chick on cell: Oh my god, now they're fighting... Yes! She's screaming at him in the middle of street! No, she has no idea we got back together... I don't know, but it's really creepy -- it's like she knew we'd be here this morning -- she walked in like two minutes after we did... Oh my god, she's coming in! Quick, get down here and make out with me so she thinks I'm a lesbian!<br/><br/>--Starbucks, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: That works...<br/><br/><!-- ID = 56677 -->Guy at table: ... And I've got my finger in another guy's wife's pussy, basically...<br/><br/>--Outside Starbucks, Cooper Union<br/><br/>Overheard by: Paul<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57651 -->Woman on cell: I apologize in advance, but you know I love you. And if you weren't married, I'd be <i>in</i> love with you.<br/><br/>--35th &amp; Lenox, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rei<br/><br/><!-- ID = 58178 -->Middle-aged lady on cell: Okay, honey, bye-bye. I still love you even though you have a wife and kid.<br/><br/>--JetBlue flight, JFK runway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 30, 2007