<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010378.html">Barn-Cured Virginia Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 50371 -->Lady: You did things to me while I was sleeping! The truth will come out! ... Can I have a cigarette?<br/><br/>--74th &amp; Ridge Blvd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 52588 -->Conductor: There is no smoking on this train! There is no smoking on this train or the platform! I repeat, there is no smoking on this train! If you continue to smoke, I will stop this train and the gendarmes will come and get you!<br/><br/>--Metro-North, Bronx<br/><br/><!-- ID = 55157 -->Dude on cell: Hold on one sec, I'm watching Jimmy try to smoke a cigarette right now and it's like watching a Special Olympics hurdler.<br/><br/>--Upper West Side<br/><br/>Overheard by: djw<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57382 -->Girl on cell: Try smoking it. You should try smoking it.<br/><br/>--26th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 58143 -->Hobo peeking in train: Hold the doors for me, okay? I'm just going to have a smoke.<br/><br/>--C train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57907 -->Stoner chick: What if we actually want to bake something? We'll have smoked all our vanilla extract!<br/><br/>--Elderidge &amp; Rivington<br/><br/>Overheard by: Karin<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 30, 2007