<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010441.html">If They Were Designer Genital Warts, I'd Reconsider...</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 57469 -->Chick #1: What's wrong, sweetie?<br/>Chick #2: Well, for the past few weeks I've had... [lowers voice] genital warts.<br/>Chick #1: Oh my god, sweetie. I'm so sorry. [Goes to hug friend, then stops] Oh, wait. We probably shouldn't touch.<br/><br/>--Knockoff purse stall, Chinatown<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kelly<br/><br/> <span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Mike Chmiel</span> <br/><br/> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "Don't worry - circle, circle, dot, dot takes care of everything" - Melissa<br/> &middot; "I probably shouldn't be sleeping with your boyfriend either." - Rachel<br/> &middot; "Or we could just not hug with our vaginas" - <a href="http://www.mattkoff.com" target="_blank">Matt</a><br/> &middot; "We also should avoid rubbing our genitals on the same doorknob" - Mdan<br/> </span> <br/><br/> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 24, 2007