<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010677.html">You'll Be Sorry -- This Is a <i>Limited-Time</i> Muffin!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 60364 -->Tourist: What kind of berry is a triberry?<br/>Barista: What?<br/>Tourist: You're selling a triberry muffin. Well, what's a triberry? I've never heard of that before.<br/>Barista: It has blueberry, strawberry, and raspberry in it. They call it triberry because it has three kinds of berries in it.<br/>Tourist: So there aren't any triberries in it?<br/>Barista: No.<br/>Tourist: Then why do you call it a triberry muffin? That's false advertising.<br/>Barista: As I explained, it's called that because it has three berries in it.<br/>Tourist: But none of those berries are triberries?<br/>Barista: No. There is no such thing as a triberry.<br/>Tourist: I don't understand.<br/>Barista: Look, do you want the muffin or not?<br/>Tourist: I don't think so. I don't want to eat anything unless I know what it is first.<br/>Barista: So what can I get you?<br/>Tourist: Do you have a donut?<br/>Barista: No.<br/>Tourist: Never mind. [leaves]<br/>Barista: Dumbass.<br/><br/>--Starbucks<br/><br/>Overheard by: Waplow<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 24, 2007