<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010756.html">You're Right, But for the Wrong Reasons.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 50569 -->Woman: You won't take a fifty? Why won't you take a fifty? This is outrageous! You don't have a checker pen? You just check it with a checker pen! You need to get a checker pen. Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening!<br/>Counter chick: It's company policy, we can't take fifties. Nothing bigger than a twenty. But this drink is on the house.<br/>Woman: I don't want it on the house! I want to pay!<br/>Counter chick: Don't worry about it. It's on the house. You don't have to pay.<br/>Woman: Well, this is the craziest thing I ever heard! You won't let me pay! This is my husband's fault! He owns a nightclub and he won't give me a credit card. All he gives me is cash from the till! All I have is fifties and hundreds! I have a whole purse full of them! And you won't let me pay! I feel like I'm homeless or something! Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.<br/><br/>--Jamba Juice, 5th & 23rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: oliver tomorrow<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 30, 2007