<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010784.html">I Could Build a Casino, Then Rob It</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 58865 -->Thug: So, if I'm half black and half American Indian, that makes me Puerto Rico.<br/>Thugette: I told you that you was Puerto Rican.<br/><br/>--149th & 3rd, Bronx<br/><br/> <span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Mariya</span> <br/><br/> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "Actually, it makes you unemployed" - Mr. Bone<br/> &middot; "Bitch, don't be callin' me no adjectival form!" - was "rico"/"rican" the first thing you noticed too?<br/> &middot; "Dora the Explorer: South Bronx Edition" - Scott<br/> &middot; "Runs With Hookers didn't excel in Ethnic Studies" - bri b<br/> &middot; "The new theory of relativity" - sara swank<br/> </span> <br/><br/> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 21, 2007