<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010797.html">Wednesday Blood-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 41856 -->British lady: It must have eaten some rat poison, because it vomited up its innards and then had just enough strength left to crawl to the door before dying in a dainty pool of blood.<br/><br/>--1 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42163 -->Teacher to girl who just cut herself with Exacto knife: Would you stop leaking?! Your blood is going to stain the linoleum!<br/><br/>--Bronx Science engineering class<br/><br/>Overheard by: LSB<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45008 -->Suit on cell: Why isn't it done? Why isn't it fucking done? Was it your intention to make my ass bleed today? Was it?<br/><br/>--41st &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 47074 -->Girl: My grandma always washes my bloody underwear.<br/><br/>--1 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 48352 -->Guy to girlfriend: Your hair tastes like fake blood.<br/><br/>--Mulberry St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ashley<br/><br/><!-- ID = 59721 -->Teen chick on cell: I'm going to cut my arm tonight to show you how much I love you! Yes! I'm going to cut it off! Yes! I'm going to wipe all the blood on a napkin and give it to you. How much blood there is is how much I love you... Yes! I! Am! Well, I can't think of another way to show you how much I love you. I have to prove it somehow! Oh, I have another call, I gotta go.<br/><br/>--Staten Island Ferry Terminal<br/><br/>Overheard by: still recovering<br/><br/><!-- ID = 55181 -->Hobo, taking long drink from water fountain: Ahhh, water is good! It tastes like blood!<br/><br/>--Port Authority<br/><br/>Overheard by: Oh My God<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 4, 2007