<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010827.html">I Bought Last Time!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 50079 -->Girl: Don't you feel bad?<br/>Guy: About what?<br/>Girl: For one, you're in your girlfriend's jeans, her jacket, her flats, and her fucking pearls. And second...<br/>Guy: And second what?<br/>Girl: You got fucked by three different guys in the two days she's been out of town.<br/>Guy: If I suck so much, why the fuck are we friends?<br/>Girl: 'Cause when she is out of town, I have my own little gay Barbie doll and fashion expert all in one. And it's your turn to buy the manicures.<br/><br/>--72nd & 1st<br/><br/>Overheard by: Julie<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 6, 2007