<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010835.html">Just Slowly Back Away from the Terrifying Foreign Person</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 55332 -->Barista: Sir, you can pay for the juice over there.<br/>Middle-aged Brit: But I bought it.<br/>Barista: No you didn't.<br/>Middle-aged Brit: Yes, I did -- at another place.<br/>Barista: Yeah, oookay [rolls eyes].<br/>Middle-aged Brit: I really did.<br/>Barista: Yeah, oookay.<br/>Middle-aged Brit: What the fuck is your problem?<br/>Barista: Well, you just stole juice, and you're being an ass, so you can leave now.<br/>Middle-aged Brit: Excuse--<br/>Old lady Brit: --Alexander, just stop talking! He could shoot you!<br/><br/>--Starbucks, Fashion District<br/><br/>Overheard by: only in new york<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 7, 2007