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<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010859.html">I Feel I Have <i>Earned</i> These Seats</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 55476 -->Conductor: Please sit up.<br/>Bag lady lying across several seats, staring at lights: Why won't everyone leave me alone? [Begins loud, incoherent screaming.]<br/>Conductor, backing away slowly: Okay, never mind.<br/>Bag lady, to passenger: So, I tied him up. I gave him a Viagra, and I rode him for seven hours. And that's why I look like this.<br/><br/>--A train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Urban Cowboy<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 9, 2007
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