<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010871.html">Winning the War Against Space Chickens, One Bird at a Time</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 54614 -->Little boy: Is this a fighter plane?<br/>Grandma: No. A fighter plane is quicker and can only fit two people. <br/>Little boy: ... Then why are there lasers?<br/><br/>--JFK<br/><br/>Overheard by: Adam Vine Whip<br/><br/> <span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Miss Edith</span> <br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Dont EVER question lasers" - melissa<br/>&middot; "For the sharks, of course" - Britta<br/>&middot; "In case you start kicking the seat in front of you" - bobofthejungle<br/>&middot; "To Protect Us From Gay Marriage" - ImmaculatePizza<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 2, 2007