<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010883.html">Wednesday One-Liners Hit Bottom</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 56760 -->80-year-old professor showing slide of two people and an orthosis: ... And this picture is not S-and-M at all.<br/><br/>--Columbia Medical School<br/><br/>Overheard by: Shocked Student<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57021 -->Hipster: It's not like we can't dress her up in fishnets and tell her what to do.<br/><br/>--Bleecker &amp; Cornelia<br/><br/><!-- ID = 61549 -->Four-year-old boy: Rough sex, make it hurt...<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Suburban Liz<br/><br/><!-- ID = 61812 -->Chick on cell: I never told you! I ran into someone who was like, 'I don't know you, but I recognize you from a photo of you whipping another girl on my friend's fridge'!<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: McF.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 60484 -->Computer science professor: Never implement a remove method for the iterator interface. Whoever did that deserves to be spanked for a long time. Unless he enjoys it.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 11, 2007