<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010884.html">Wednesday One-Liners Quit Their Day Jobs for Stand-up</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 39635 -->Hobo to chick: You're looking nice this evening! [She ignores him.] Normally you look like shit.<br/><br/>--Lafayette &amp; White<br/><br/><!-- ID = 49365 -->Hobo eating entire roast chicken: You got a quarter for some food? Haven't eaten in days.<br/><br/>--73rd &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: mosugs<br/><br/><!-- ID = 52989 -->Hobo: Hey, look! It's everyone's favorite bum! [He's ignored.] Oh, geez, that went over well.<br/><br/>--Outside Gray's Papaya<br/><br/>Overheard by: Zach<br/><br/><!-- ID = 56689 -->Hobo to high school students: Hey, kids -- stay smart, stay in school... Yeah! Be cool, stay in school! Someone's got to arrest me one day!<br/><br/>--60th &amp; 10th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 59519 -->Hobo: The fed done lowered interest rates again! You gentlemen get to keep mo' money in yo' pocket. Please donate a dollar to help me keep these financial updates as a free service.<br/><br/>--Beaver St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Big Larry<br/><br/><!-- ID = 61879 -->Hobo: I take American Express!<br/><br/>--West Village<br/><br/>Overheard by: Only had a Visa<br/><br/><!-- ID = 62228 -->Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, please help keep our trains moving. Get out and push!<br/><br/>--A train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 11, 2007