<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010916.html">Like Being Pummeled by Thousands of Tiny Penises</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 60694 -->Salesman demonstrating massager on self: It's supposed to be heavy so that the weight of it helps massage your shoulders.<br/>Middle-aged woman, unimpressed: What about that one?<br/>Salesman, picking up new massager: This is a vibrator.<br/>Middle-aged woman: [Stunned silence.]<br/>Salesman: Uh, I mean, it operates using vibration -- the first one's called a percussion massager. It's just a... different type of massager.<br/><br/>--Brookstone, Manhattan Mall<br/><br/>Overheard by: she didn't buy either one<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 13, 2007