<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010969.html">No, Psychokinetically. And Don't Go All "Carrie" on Me</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 56235 -->Mom: Daniel, it's time you started opening doors for me.<br/>Son: Um... okay.<br/>Mom: Well? [Gestures at doors.]<br/>Son: Oh! I thought you meant metaphorically...<br/><br/>--W 111th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Talker's Remorse<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Arliss Travers</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "...like When We Played Doctor." - mike chmiel<br/>&middot; "Just Like Your Allowance" - nobody<br/>&middot; "No, I Meant Vaginally" - DanaLishs<br/>&middot; "Sorry, My Oedipus Complex Doesn't Kick in for Another Year or Two." - Andrew G<br/>&middot; "Thalidomide or No, You Work That Flipper Young Man" - bobofthejungle<br/>&middot; "The Birds and the Bees Talk Really Confused Me...." - Breanne S.<br/>&middot; "You Know, Like When You Tell Dad the Garden Needs Watering" - Jonty<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 9, 2007