<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010972.html">Wednesday One-Liners for Anderson Cooper</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 56456 -->Suit on cell: Yeah, it was definitely a fucking adventure alright... I feel like fucking Harry Potter.<br/><br/>--Port Authority<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nina<br/><br/><!-- ID = 58151 -->Angry suit on cell: I don't say anything derogatory! If I did, I would say some things about you and your husband! You don't scare me!<br/><br/>--36th, between 7th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: K-Flex<br/><br/><!-- ID = 58272 -->Suit: You know me -- I always try to be a professional and a gentleman... until I'm in a trivia contest.<br/><br/>--26th &amp; Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 58429 -->Suit on cell: I have to go down to DC for a horse race... Actually, it's Northern Virginia, so I'm thinking while I'm down there I'm going to stop by the Lincoln Memorial. Is that the place where everyone protests? I think I'll stop by there and make a speech, then maybe I'll take a shit on Capital Hill.<br/><br/>--2nd St &amp; Ave A<br/><br/>Overheard by: Amandax<br/><br/><!-- ID = 61809 -->Suit: A practical joker? Isn't that just called a felon?<br/><br/>--Office, Park Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 62255 -->Concerned suit to large, inflatable chicken: Hello? Hello? Is there someone in there? Can you hear me? Hello?<br/><br/>--45th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 63340 -->Young Indian suit to another: You know, I don't do shit anymore... All I do now is have sex and play with my Slinky.<br/><br/>--Bryant Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lerka<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 18, 2007