<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010993.html"><i>Your</i> Truck's More Like a Pair of Sears Tuffskins</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 63027 -->Fruity metro guy: My truck makes this crazy noise whenever I brake.<br/>Mechanic: What's the make of your truck, son?<br/>Fruity metro guy: White.<br/>Mechanic: No, son, the make.<br/>Fruity metro guy: Truck.<br/>Mechanic: The make, son, the make.<br/>Fruity metro guy: 1997. There, I've just told you everything I know about my truck.<br/>Mechanic: Who made your truck? Ford? Nissan?<br/>Fruity metro guy: Oh, you mean the brand. It's Ford.<br/>Mechanic: A truck ain't a pair of jeans, son.<br/><br/>--Lower East Side<br/><br/>Overheard by: JoshOnTheBus<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 20, 2007