<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011012.html">I Always Figured on Running a Barely Lethal Voltage through the Pleasure Center of My Brain</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 50859 -->Park bench guy #1: If you could control it, what's your ideal death?<br/>Park bench guy #2: Something public, definitely. I'd rig a guillotine or something and when the chopper falls my head'll roll in front of this kid and he'll just stare at my lifeless eyes.<br/>Park bench guy #1: That's some sick shit. I'd want something that I wouldn't dread. Like, I'd just drop dead, you know? Painless would be nice, too. Think carbon monoxide is painless?<br/>Park bench guy #2: I always figured it was like getting choked except, like, all over your body.<br/>Passerby: It's painless! It has to be!<br/><br/>--Bowling Green<br/><br/>Overheard by: Matt<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 21, 2007