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<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011037.html">Wait! You Need to Pay the Directions Tax</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 62599 -->Tourist: Excuse me, how do I get to Times Square?<br/>Ghetto dude: This is Times Square.<br/>Tourist, slower and louder: No. Times Square.<br/>Ghetto dude, slower and louder: This is Times Square.<br/>Tourist: No, I'm looking for the actual square. Where's the square?<br/>Ghetto dude: Oh, you want the square... Go down six blocks, turn left, and go down three. You can't miss it.<br/>Tourist: Hey, thanks a lot, man.<br/>Ghetto dude: Dumb fuck.<br/><br/>--42nd & Broadway<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 23, 2007
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