<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011062.html">Wednesday One-Liners for the Naked Cowboy</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 44231 -->Old man on cell: Okay, well, I'm going to let you go. I'm seeing <i>Spring Awakening</i>, and I have to get settled and take my clothes off before the show starts.<br/><br/>--Eugene O'Neill Theater<br/><br/>Overheard by: Miki<br/><br/><!-- ID = 44582 -->Woman on cell: Mark, unless I undressed you, I don't need your help!<br/><br/>--Outside CBS Broadcast Center, W 57th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57092 -->Fully-clothed little boy running with friend: I feel naked!<br/><br/>--Battery Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 60331 -->Chick: You can still laugh with your shirt off.<br/><br/>--23rd &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: wondering why this even needed to be said<br/><br/><!-- ID = 64073 -->Banker: Hermione better nude up for the next <i>Harry Potter</i>.<br/><br/>--60 Wall St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 61631 -->Hoochie: Let me tell you, there is a huge difference between a generally good party and a generally good party with naked girls.<br/><br/>--St. Mark's &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Steve<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 25, 2007