<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011253.html">This Performance Art Is Made Possible through the Support of Viewers Like You</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 65509 -->Man: Is she serious? Is this broad serious?<br/>Hipster chick who bumped into him: You talkin' to me?<br/>Man: Yeah, lady, I am talkin' to you!<br/>Hipster chick: Hey, buddy, as if your fat ass doesn't bump into people everywhere you go.<br/>Man: Well, actually, if my ass was half as big as yours, I bet it would!<br/>Hipster chick: You only wish you had my ass.<br/>Man: Yeah, you're right. [Pauses, then gets noticeably calmer] Good thing you're from New York or I'd have to kick you in the face.<br/>Hipster chick: I'm not from New York. I'm from Toronto.<br/>Man: Where is that, Antarctica?! Get outta my face!<br/><br/>--2 train, CPW<br/><br/>Overheard by: ginger balls<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 10, 2007