<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011317.html">The Wheels on the Wednesday One-Liners Go Round and Round</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 59436 -->Bus driver: The next stop on this bus is Fifth Avenue. Please have your passports ready!<br/><br/>--M79 bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 59333 -->Bus driver: This is the Manhattan number one bus. Destination: San Juan, Puerto Rico.<br/><br/>--M1 bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 60263 -->Bus driver: East Tremont Avenue, transfer to the 40 and 42... Put on those running shoes, there's the 40 now!<br/><br/>--Fordham-bound Bx22 bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Black Knight<br/><br/><!-- ID = 62945 -->Bus driver: Okay, now everyone move to the right side of the bus. We're running on three wheels today, and we have to stay balanced.<br/><br/>--M14 bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Almost moved to the other side of the bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 63193 -->Bus driver: To your right you'll see a bronze statue of Adam Clayton Powell, first black member of Congress... Looks like he's runnin' from the cops.<br/><br/>--125th &amp; Adam Clayton Powell Blvd<br/><br/>Overheard by: sueinthecity<br/><br/><!-- ID = 62292 -->Bus driver, about jackhammers outside: Do you hear that, people? That's the sound of real labor! [Plays the sound of the jackhammers on the intercom] Embrace it!<br/><br/>--Q88 bus<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 15, 2007