<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011383.html">Dude, Would You <i>Please</i> Cowboy Up?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 65220 -->Desperate law student: But I love you!<br/>Heartless biotech: That's your problem, not mine.<br/>Desperate law student: I can't live without you.<br/>Heartless biotech: So don't.<br/>Desperate law student: You wouldn't even care if I killed myself, would you?<br/>Heartless biotech: Not unless you decided to do it in front of my house and I had to have police and the media there. Then I'd be pissed.<br/>Desperate law student: How can you be so cruel to someone who loves you so much?<br/>Heartless biotech: Oh, just one thing -- if you do decide to kill yourself try to do it the week of August sixth, 'cause I'll be in Martha's Vineyard with Jason then.<br/><br/>--Brooklyn Law School library<br/><br/>Overheard by: Big Larry - cringing with empathy<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 20, 2007