<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011472.html">I'd prefer if you just held me, like all the other times</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 65444 -->Hobo: Let me sit in your lap and belch like a naughty girl!<br/>Young man: Okay, now I'm freaked out.<br/><br/>--23rd & 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Zed<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: tab</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "But That's Just The Acid. Have A Seat!" - Lalaith<br/>&middot; "But Not Sufficiently So to Decline Your Generous Offer" - andy<br/>&middot; "Dad, Im Getting to Old for That!!" - not again!<br/>&middot; "Go Home, Britney." - EKC<br/>&middot; "It Sucks to Be New York Santa" - aileen<br/>&middot; "Please Go Back to Humping My Leg." - <a href="http://thewordhegemonic.blogspot.com" target="_blank">Dennis</a><br/>&middot; "The Fairy God Hobo Can Make All Your Dreams Come True..." - Uulargh of the Prairie<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 16, 2007