<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011488.html">Homer Simpson Loves His Spider-Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 59019 -->Girl: I was afraid I was going to say something like, 'I named my fetal pig after you!'<br/><br/>--40th &amp; 8th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 63021 -->Man: Sent him a picture -- it wasn't him. When he got there, it was a fat little pig...<br/><br/>--43rd &amp; 9th<br/><br/>Overheard by: cjs<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67426 -->UWS mom to baby in stroller: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went home, this little piggy had tofu, this little piggy had none... And this little piggy went, 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home.<br/><br/>--1 train, 79th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: PJ<br/><br/><!-- ID = 65325 -->Woman: Pigs are much happier in Europe. I know.<br/><br/>--Court St., Cobble Hill<br/><br/>Overheard by: Katie Bunny<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 29, 2007