<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011570.html">Splenda's Actually Sugar with Augmented Breasts and No Pubes</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 57633 -->Chick #1: I always use Equal.<br/>Chick #2: Why?<br/>Chick #1: Well, I like to think of Equal as the women's lib of sweetener.<br/>Chick #2: So... What does that make Sweet'N Low? The pre-lib? Feminine mystique?<br/>Chick #1: Yeah... Just look at it -- pink and pretty, sweet, and bowed low. C'mon. It's like, 'Hey, ladies, be sweet and pink for your man -- use Sweet'N Low and stay in shape and he'll love you more!' Then there's Equal -- it's blue, it's bold, it demands attention. It says, 'Yeah, we're an artificial sweetener, marketed towards women, but we're equal!'<br/>Chick #2: Um... Okay, so what does that make Splenda?<br/>Chick #1: I guess post-lib feminism?<br/>Chick #2: Uh, I don't even know what that is...<br/>Chick #1: Well, see, Splenda's in court now because apparently neither does anyone else.<br/>Chick #2: Wow... The history of feminism, as interpreted by Deborah, through artificial sweetener... I don't think I was ready for that at eight in the morning on a Thursday.<br/>Chick #1: Yeah... But that was the only time it was gonna happen.<br/><br/>--71st & West End<br/><br/>Overheard by: Pedro<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 4, 2007