<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011583.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Not in Kansas Anymore</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 64850 -->Tourist mom to daughter: This is a train station.<br/><br/>--Lobby of the MetLife building<br/><br/><!-- ID = 65199 -->Tourist on cell: I just humped Timmy in Times Square!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 65499 -->Tourist girl to no one, pointing out window: Oh my god, they actually have carts in New York that sell pretzels?! It's actually true?!<br/><br/>--Boston-bound Greyhound<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67214 -->Tourist girl to boyfriend: Wow, New York is just like Ohio!<br/><br/>--Fast food corridor, Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Bean<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67860 -->Tourist to guide: Is it illegal to pick your nose in America?<br/><br/>--79th &amp; 5th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 66128 -->Tourist kid: So, this has nothing to do with batteries?<br/><br/>--Battery Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Good thing I have an iPhone<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 5, 2007