<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011623.html">When New Yorkers Try to Do Jolly, It Just Comes Out Scary</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 43153 -->Chick: Hey, you're wearing red, white, and blue. So patriotic!<br/>Dude: Heh, yeah. Go America.<br/>Bushy black mustache guy, fully-clothed in denim: <i>What's wrong with America</i>?! Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho! Merry <i>everything</i>! When it's hot in the elevator and the doors open, Santa says, 'Get out!' Oh, this is Santa's floor! Ho, ho, ho! Merry <i>everything</i>!<br/><br/>--Elevator, Fordham University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kate<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 9, 2007