<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011646.html">I'm not looking at you. Your bored son is masturbating.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 64540 -->Father: Is he asleep over there?<br/>Mother: Yeah, he's dozing. [Looks at other son.] Are you asleep, too?<br/>Son #2: I'm bored.<br/>Mother: He's always bored. I must've been bored when I made him. [Stands up and leans on father's knee and starts humping.] I'm bored, I'm bored[yawns], I'm bored.<br/>Father: That guy is looking at you.<br/>Mother: So? He doesn't look boring like you.<br/><br/>--Queens-bound F train<br/><br/>Overheard by: That guy on the F Train<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Jason</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Charles and Diana Ride the Subway?" - Shawn<br/>&middot; "Most Priests Aren't That Exciting" - <a href="http://www.brockli.com" target="_blank">Brock</a><br/>&middot; "They Don't Call It the F Train for Nothing" - <a href="http://www.juryriggedcomics.com" target="_blank">Sean McGurr</a><br/>&middot; "This Is the Express Train: From Boring to Whoring" - Sim Etrias<br/>&middot; "Try the Middle Leg....it's Less Boring" - nicky c.<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 3, 2007