<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011659.html"><i>Wednesday One-Liners Do Dallas</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 61988 -->Chick on cell: Oh my god, I cried so much... Yeah, I'm going to go home and watch it again. Then I'm going to write ocean porn with my friend. When are you getting home?<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Bernard<br/><br/><!-- ID = 63473 -->Hipster: To sunshine, rainbows and gay porn!<br/><br/>--Sheep's Meadow, Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 65369 -->Dude to chick: ... So she put the CD in the computer, and as Windows Media Player starts popping up, I remember I had been jerking it to lesbian porn about a half hour before that...<br/><br/>--Canal &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: P. Mills<br/><br/><!-- ID = 68178 -->Hipster chick on cell: ... In Barnes and Noble's. Yeah, we'll be here for a while. I'm reading porn in the Science Fiction section... <i>Yes</i>, the Science Fiction section! So?<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble, Astor Pl<br/><br/><!-- ID = 68084 -->Drunk guy: Yeah, so all these straight women are totally into this gay Japanese porn. You know, uh, what's it called? Yahweh?<br/><br/>--Ceol Irish Pub, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rose Fox<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 12, 2007