<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011668.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are a Part of Your Complete Breakfast</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 50884 -->Exhausted executive: Woman, I am telling you -- it is <i>Fri</i>day, and what I'm saying to you is, all I need is some alcohol and some stuffed mushrooms. Do you hear me?<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/><!-- ID = 57456 -->Old lady, screaming: It's not the quiche, Harry, it's the whole seven years!<br/><br/>--Lincoln Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rowanhood<br/><br/><!-- ID = 65956 -->Creepster: I'd like to spread Jessica Fletcher and Rose Nylund on a cracker and down 'em with a shot of Ensure!<br/><br/>--81st &amp; Madison<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67882 -->Man: I don't trust upstate food anymore.<br/><br/>--Cab line, JFK<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sean McGurr<br/><br/><!-- ID = 68623 -->Budding entrepreneur: You mean, I can copyright the sandwiches I make? Put them in an envelope and mail them to myself?<br/><br/>--Stanton &amp; Attorney<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 12, 2007