<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011731.html">That's a Television, Mr. President.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 67387 -->Man sitting outside building: Hey, Angelo! You know why I sit over here?<br/>Bored doorman: Why?<br/>Man: You can see those midgets straight through there gettin' in and out of that box! They do things you wouldn't believe! Outfits and everything!<br/><br/>--77th St, between Lex & 3rd Ave<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: nick</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "<a Href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/005102.html">Count Me In!</a>" - Lalaith<br/>&middot; "And with a Little Peanut Butter, You Can Get Them to Lick You <i>anywhere</i>." - Jeff P<br/>&middot; "Dude, That's a Fucking Playground" - s h<br/>&middot; "Like Babies but Cuter!" - Tellulah<br/>&middot; "Otis Gets Cable" - D. Kareem<br/>&middot; "That Box? Lindsay Lohan." - sweetchuck<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 6, 2007