<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011746.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Moving to Florida Soon</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 60418 -->Teen girl on cell: So, this weekend I have to go to Louisiana. Can you believe it? My grandmother's dying. Yeah, again -- she's dying again. My grandmother is always dying. I can't believe I have to go to Louisiana.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 63510 -->Father to four-year-old daughter facing American Indian in bear costume: Looks like Grandma, doesn't it?<br/><br/>--Museum of Natural History<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67309 -->Girl on cell with boyfriend: So, what? I can't talk down to your grandmother in front of you? What's fucking wrong with that?!<br/><br/>--Jamaica Ave &amp; Parsons Blvd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rod-Rod<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67809 -->Latina on cell: What am I supposed to tell her? 'Oh, my grandma's dying and my cat's eating her toes, and... um... I lost the papers'? I can't do that... [After pause, she switches to rapid Spanish.]<br/><br/>--30th &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: avenueF<br/><br/><!-- ID = 69191 -->Creepster: I would totally marry my grandmother.<br/><br/>--Sly Fox, 9th &amp; 2nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Will<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 19, 2007