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<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011812.html">Security Guard: Ummm... My Breasts Are Just Malformed</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 43175 -->Crazy lady, after announcement of impending closing: Don't kick me out! You can't kick me out -- I'm handicapped! [Security guard stares.] I have my sticker! In my bag! [Announcement repeats in French.] I don't even understand what she's saying! [Minutes later] Hey! Is this a <i>new</i> Picasso? I've never <i>seen</i> this one before!<br/><br/>--MoMA<br/><br/>Overheard by: stoned assholes<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 24, 2007
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