<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011817.html">Thanks, Dad.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 67671 -->45-year-old man: ... And since I'm on my way to a business meeting, this drink I just bought you is tax deductible.<br/>College girl: Well, that's nice, I guess.<br/>45-year-old man: Yeah, you've got a big butt and you're tax deductible. That's how I like them.<br/><br/>--Coffee Shop Bar, 14th St<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Snark Sloper</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Accountant Pickup Line #65337-2366-26637-1" - Works For Me<br/>&middot; "Baby Got Back. -- Cf, Form 1040 Schedule C Line 27" - chris<br/>&middot; "Monica Lewinsky: This Sounds Familiar..." - D. Kareem<br/>&middot; "Until She Capital Gains All That Weight" - Vasyl<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 13, 2007