<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011818.html">I Locked the Gryffindor and Hung by My Tits from the Ravenclaws While Slytherin' My Hufflepuff</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 65058 -->Boyfriend: So you went home, drank two Smirnoff Ices, watched <i>Harry Potter</i> one and a half times, and masturbated twice?<br/>Girlfriend: Yep.<br/><br/>--City Hall Park<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Lord Pervdevert</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "<i>Nice.</i>" - ImmaculatePizza<br/>&middot; "And That's Why You Couldn't Meet My Parents?" - Gerard<br/>&middot; "Best 13th Birthday Ever" - downtown<br/>&middot; "Just Another Night for JK Rowling" - Suzy<br/>&middot; "Rookie" - <a href="http://6thfloorblog.blogspot.com" target="_blank">6th Floor Blogger</a><br/>&middot; "Underage or Underloved?" - em<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 17, 2007