<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011839.html">These Wednesday One-Liners Are Not Yet Rated</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 64420 -->Sixth grade boy reading list of movies to himself: <i>Robin Hood: Men in Tights</i>. Men in tights... Men in tights... I don't know what the movie is about, but I like the title.<br/><br/>--Middle school, Park Slope<br/><br/><!-- ID = 64104 -->Angry dude: I can't believe no place in all of New York City has this fucking movie. You can get anything in this city. Anything. If I wanted to get two midget strippers who'd let me do rails of coke off their asses tonight, I would be able to, but I can't get this <i>one fucking movie</i>!<br/><br/>--St. Mark's Pl<br/><br/><!-- ID = 64266 -->Hipster: I'm sorry, but there's just never going to be a movie starring a midget.<br/><br/>--14th &amp; 1st<br/><br/>Overheard by: Peter Dinklage, The Station Agent<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67231 -->Hipster dude: So I woke up, watched a movie, watched a movie, watched a movie, watched a movie, went out to the movies, came home, and watched another movie. I love movies. But then I had to sleep on my futon, and I woke up to a dog peeing on my head.<br/><br/>--R train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 69969 -->Asian chick to preggers friend: It would be so cool if your water broke during the movie.<br/><br/>--IMAX Theater<br/><br/>Overheard by: I don't think it would be...<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 26, 2007