<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012013.html">With These Wednesday One-Liners, I Thee Wed</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 67067 -->Man on phone: I thought you were calling to tell me you're getting married. That would have been terrible.<br/><br/>--45th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lisa<br/><br/><!-- ID = 63096 -->Metromosexual on cell: Lady-fag and Rainblow Brite are getting married.<br/><br/>--Bedford &amp; 5th, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67833 -->Little Asian girl talking on toy cell: What? Tomorrow? Marry you?!<br/><br/>--Waiting room, Ft Greene Department of Health<br/><br/>Overheard by: nooners<br/><br/><!-- ID = 70457 -->Angry woman to loser husband: If you want this marriage to work, we need to move to Baltimore.<br/><br/>--Starbucks, 59th &amp; Lex<br/><br/><!-- ID = 70782 -->Girl on cell: No, I don't think sleeping with her again will help... Because, honestly, you shouldn't be sleeping with anybody else... I mean, Jesus Christ, we are engaged!<br/><br/>--Starbucks, 23rd &amp; 6th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71283 -->Man to woman: So, he told you he wasn't dating anybody, but he didn't tell you he was married?<br/><br/>--11th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 10, 2007