<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012025.html">And I Prefer to Be Called <a Href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006908.html">"Rubenesque"</a></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 59397 -->Very loud woman: You ain't gonna believe the shit that bitch said to me.<br/>Friend: Who? Your friend?<br/>Very loud woman: Yeah, that bitch, my friend. She ain't my friend.<br/>Friend: What she say?<br/>Very loud woman: She say, 'Oh, girl, I ain't seen you in a long time -- like weeks! You look so swollen! Why you so swollen?' I was like, 'Bitch, I ain't swollen, I'm fat. Why you dissin' me?'<br/><br/>--Starbucks, St. Mark's<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 11, 2007