<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012072.html">So Much for Learning by Osmosis</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 44576 -->Receptionist of 30 years: Is 'lawsuit' one word or two?<br/>Intern: Uh, I believe it's two.<br/>Receptionist, to herself: Lawsuit. Lawsuit. Lawsuit. It should be two. I always wondered why they called it a suit. It doesn't wear a jacket or pants. Oh, but the attorneys do. Maybe that's why -- because the attorneys have to wear suits to court. Wow, I can't believe I figured that out after so many years.<br/>Boss, walking in from next office: So! Linda! Have you thought some more about the retirement package you were offered?<br/><br/>--Law firm, Midtown<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 15, 2007