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<!-- ID = 60769 -->Blonde: Do you have a first name?<br/>Freakishly tall pale kid: Yes.<br/>Blonde: Do you have a last name?<br/>Freakishly tall pale kid: Yes.<br/>Blonde: Do you have a middle name?<br/>Freakishly tall pale kid: No.<br/>Blonde: Well, I wanna annoy you. What's your conformation name?<br/>Freakishly tall pale kid: I'm Jewish.<br/>Blonde: So?<br/><br/>--21st & 1st<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 18, 2007