<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012138.html">So You're Saying You <i>Won't</i> Give Me a Blowjob?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 69814 -->Man: So, you think I can't understand because I don't have a vagina?<br/>Lesbo: Don't sit like that!<br/>Man: What do you mean?<br/>Lesbo: You're crossing your legs so condescendingly!<br/><br/>--Tea Lounge, Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lemma<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Manbo</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Almost Enough to Make Up for You Lack Of Vagina" - John Gray<br/>&middot; "I'm Just Jealous Because Mine Are Too Fat to Cross That Perfectly" - shenanigans<br/>&middot; "I'm Just Protecting My Tool Of Oppression." - robs<br/>&middot; "Well You're Waving Your Vagina Condescendingly" - burnt toast<br/>&middot; "Worst Yoga Class Ever" - benji<br/>&middot; "Yeah, Well Tell Your Nipples to Quit Pointing at Me" - pw<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 11, 2007