<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012174.html">Wednesday One-or-the-Other-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 67856 -->Charity worker: Help the homeless! [Androgynous person walks by] Even a pretty girl... boy... whatever-that-was can help!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71249 -->Chick, wistfully: That was Vadim. He was from St. Petersburg. When we broke up he stole all my dresses.<br/><br/>--A train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rose Fox<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71589 -->Large black security guard, inspecting guy's Sephora bag: You da man!<br/><br/>--Hayden Planetarium<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71676 -->Pierced 20-ish chick: So, the last time I pegged a guy he wouldn't stop jabbering on and on about how much he loved trannies. It just made me shove in the strap-on harder.<br/><br/>--Delancey &amp; Orchard<br/><br/>Overheard by: Californian<br/><br/><!-- ID = 70783 -->Guy: I sirred a ma'am today. But, in my defense, she was a very sir-able ma'am.<br/><br/>--33rd &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 24, 2007