<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012206.html">No Vanity-Based Business Plan Can Fail in New York</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 58814 -->Jamaican guy holding full length mirror: One dollar to look at yourself in the mirror! One dollar! I am the first to come up with this idea! Don't steal it, or I'll sue you... [He's ignored.] Okay, first time is free! C'mon, first time free! Or gimme a quarter!<br/>Laughing kid: Yo, what are you smoking, man?<br/>Jamaican guy: I smoke blood! I don't drink blood, I smoke blood!<br/>Unrelated Jamaican girl: Why you so loud? Shut up already.<br/>Jamaican guy: I'm sorry, ma. You're so beautiful. I look at you, I just can't believe how beautiful you are. How 'bout you gimme one dollar, look in the mirror?<br/><br/>--6 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sam McDermott<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 26, 2007