<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012221.html">Congratulations! You've Just Become <a Href="http://www.sexshop365.co.uk/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=4518">Obsolete</a>.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 63131 -->Chick: Are you coming right home after work? I need sex so badly.<br/>Guy: Yeah, I can tell... Why don't you use your Valentine's Day gift?<br/>Chick: The Rabbit? It's not the same.<br/>Guy: Why isn't it the same?<br/>Chick: Well, it doesn't talk.<br/>Guy: Wait -- so if it talked, you wouldn't need me at all? Is that what you're saying?<br/>Chick: Um... No?<br/><br/>--Carnegie John's, 56th & 7th<br/><br/>Overheard by: cheech<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 27, 2007