<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012260.html">Your In-Flight Movie Today Will Be <i>Wednesday One-Liners</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 61035 -->Voice over intercom: This is Delta Airlines flight number 1-2-3-4* paging passenger Eric Ansen*. Would you please report to gate D-7? The captain would like to depart. Thank you.<br/><br/>--LaGuardia<br/><br/><!-- ID = 61611 -->Over the intercom: We'd like to welcome you to Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport--.<br/>[Voice cuts out, then back in.] We'd like to welcome you to New York's LaGuardia International Airport...<br/><br/>--Flight from Atlanta, LaGuardia<br/><br/><!-- ID = 62604 -->Pilot: Like any pilot, I like to hear myself talk... All you're hearing now is 'Blah, blah, blah.'<br/><br/>--Delta flight, JFK<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lalaith<br/><br/><!-- ID = 68228 -->Pilot: We're now ready for departure. Flight attendants, please restrain yourselves.<br/><br/>--JFK<br/><br/>Overheard by: Chuckles<br/><br/><!-- ID = 69834 -->Stewardess, sounding surprised during landing: Great job, honey.<br/><br/>--JFK<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2007